A Word From George

As an introduction, I must let everyone know that George is often a man of few words. He is a no-nonsense professional, with a very blue collar work ethic. He is also the guy that would "give you the shirt off of his back." George is a truly great individual. Given his lack of a need for the spotlight, many of George's comments will likely be filtered through Elaine or me, so don't be surprised if we "report" for George. But, from time-to-time, he'll get his licks in, and so, I give you a quote from George about his role in all of the nonsense which we will be partaking in as this adventure unfolds:

"Regarding my persona as George, I just want the readers to know how happy I am to be 'George.' Jerry and Elaine could just as easily named me 'Newman.'" -George, 1/29/09

That said, our next excursion will be on Valentine's Day. Elaine has to take a vacation to Florida, so we will be taking a break. Our hope (George's and mine) is that, since Elaine will be paying to go someplace warm, central Ohio will have a sudden warming trend (we need your help, Al Gore!) and meltdown, with budding trees and daytime highs of 75+ degrees. That way, we can rub it into her when she gets to "pimp" with us as her VD "dates." By then, it will be back to sub-freezing temps and we'll be 'winter-miserable' again. Should George and I be able to make the time, we might sneak out to a rib joint while Elaine is gone, but we haven't cleared it with her yet, so, should she object, we'll just post something making fun of and bitching about her while she is gone.

Stay tuned.

Jerry